So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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