she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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