why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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