I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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