I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
You almost got us killed.
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