I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
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Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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