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Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
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