Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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