YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
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There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
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He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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