I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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