4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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