This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
only you would photoshop your dick
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
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Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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