Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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