i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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