we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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