Nicole vs. Life
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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