so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
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i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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