do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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