ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
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i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
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Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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