Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
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When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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