Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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