I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
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