TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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