We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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