I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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