white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
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Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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