I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
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The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
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I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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