I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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