That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
