FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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