i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
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I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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