My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
