I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
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Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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