I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I skipped work to stalk him.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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