I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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