she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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