well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Randomize
