Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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