All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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