This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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