Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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