I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
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Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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