i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
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How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
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