Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Randomize
