He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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