Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
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