Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
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walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
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Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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