He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
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Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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