sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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