The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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