I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
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I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
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I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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