Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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