I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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