There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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