I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
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I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
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You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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